My Neck is a Wreck T-Shirt - The Battle Scarred Bedtime Story!

My Neck is a Wreck, My Back is All Whack T-Shirt - The Battle-Scarred Bedtime Story!

Once upon a time, in a land of ruck marches, questionable chow hall meals, and never-ending PT, there lived a brave soul (that’s you) who discovered that military life is just one long, painful fairy tale. Inspired by a certain childhood rhyme, this tee hilariously captures the reality of years of service, heavy gear, and a spine held together by sheer willpower and VA claims.

Features:

Ultra-soft fabric (because you deserve comfort after all that wear and tear)

Bold, laugh-out-loud design because humor is the best medicine (since Motrin doesn’t fix everything)

Perfect for veterans, active duty, and anyone whose body sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies

Whether you’re dodging PT, reminiscing about a’back in my day, or just trying to stand up without making a noise, this tee has your six. Wear it with pride, and maybe a heating pad.